After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then
proceed to shove it in your partners
mouth while yelling
"It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit
the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while
you bust a load
in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!
-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow
and all my magic mushrooms were
-Damn man, sounds like
a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like
the Super Mario
last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have
hot sauce and shrooms
handy try the Blazing Saddle too!