The Haverford School
is a private school located in the suburbs of the city of Philadelphia. Despite
being a part of the same league as such distinguished
institutions as Penn Charter
, Episcopal Academy
, and Malvern Prep
, The Haverford school is know
as the laughing stock
of the Inter-Ac
themselves the Fords
but known to the students of all other nearby schools as the Fags, the average Haverford student prides
himself on being a meathead while actually being a bitch, wears shorts with
his dress shirt
and tie (earning their
nickname of the Fags), owns at least two lacrosse sticks even if he doesn't play
lacrosse, has one go-to story about the time he got with
a Radnor girl but actually prefers
the company of men, and is just a preppy dick-eating dirtbag
in general. A typical day at Haverford
the BMW their sister
left when she went to college to school, getting caught in science class watching gay porn, admiring their flow in the mirror, and carrying around a used
up e-cig to show all their friends
how cool they
are. Not even
an imported member
of China's Junior Olympic team could save their shitty basketball team nor could a bunch of Bonner rejects save their football team. Visitors to the Haverford School
be warned, it's native population
of mainline moms
piloting range rovers is known
to be aggressive and has been known
to hit unsuspecting bystanders.
One Germantown Academy
student to another, "at least
we don't go to The Haverford School."
Sample conversation between Haverfags
Fag 1 (casually lets his used
fall out of his pocket)
Fag 2 "yeah bro we're so edgy, wanna go rip twine later?"
Fag 1 "nah bro I gotta go get my nails done"
Fag 2 "aight man it's all good, I'm going to a Justin Beiber concert
Fags 1 and 2 "Beliebers 4 life!!!!!!!!!!"