There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter
. First, a male dips his testicles
into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles
in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles
are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.