Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?
Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!
Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?
Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?
Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.
Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!
Men: randomly They took our jobs!
Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!
Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"
Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"
"Alright everyone, back to the pile."
"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"
"Back to the pile!"
"Durk our durrr!"
"bt dey tk oor jobs.
"Yeh, they took our jobs"
"That's not how to say it!"