A bear-woman who suffers from
Bigorexia and has a batman type walk in closet with thousands of yoga tank tops and sweatpants. She will
often appear to be bearing her teeth in a "dog-growl" face, but do not take offense, as this is how she smells her surroundings prior to opening
and slobber-speaking something offensive and yet still self-promoting. A "Thick Nasty" can always be heard when
on the move as they pound their poor lower extremities into
the ground beneath them as if they were drilling for bacon
flavored oil. It is not yet known what
the breeding schedule of "Thick Nasty" is, but if you find yourself
to one when
she does, it is safest to distance
you and your loved ones as building foundations have been known
to give out and collapse. Do not feed a "Thick Nasty" if you see one in the wild (Everett, MA) , her penchant
for sweet treats will most
likely translate into
a uncomfortable conversation that may or may not result in your seeing the explosive death of several over dried articles
of yoga clothing.
ThickNasty: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh uuuuugh"
Human Man: "Hey there, could
I offer you a refreshing Orangina and an Apple?"
ThickNasty: "Do you like my thexy body??"
Human Man: " Oh no! excuse me, I thought you were something else....let
me just keep
on walking on ov..."
ThickNasty: "AAAAAAAARGH I axxed you if you lake ma thexy body"
Human Man: "Jesus Christ, Everett Mass sucks....."