" Tiffany's is a monet? Whats a monet? It's like a painting, see? from far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess."
This store is basically overpriced silver jewellery that tarnishes super quickly. When you go to the store they have absolutely no explanation except maybe the PH balance of your skin is causing the tarnishing, umm okay?!
Girl 2: "dude its all yellow and looks like garbage, why would you waste your money on that?"
Girl 1: "It came in a blue box & theres this old famous movie about it, so I thought ..."
Girl 2: "you thought wrong. its now yellow and going to turn black eventually, next time don't waste your money"