"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.
The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.
If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.
ESPN is known for getting a massive boner over Tim Tebow every time he sets foot on the field. When the season starts, expect non-stop media coverage for Tim Tebow. Oh wait, we already get that as it is. Why he gets so much media coverage is beyond me. He's a backup quarterback on a mediocre team.