1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
автор: tacostacos 22 ноября 2005
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A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.
"Hey you, pass me some tobias!"
автор: jy6793 19 июля 2008
Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in
"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"
автор: myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse 12 марта 2013
An extremely attractive male named after the Greek God Tobius (the god of rippedness). Usually surrounded by extremely attractive females but very picky which is the reason Tobias will most likely be single or married.
omg, Tobias is dang hot
автор: Tobyrrr00 3 ноября 2014
To do a 180 turn with a waterjet while doing max speed. It involves great risk, and det driver is in serious danger for getting hurt.
"What happend to your leg?"

"I tried a tobias and failed."
автор: freddyman 18 августа 2011
Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.
"Bring me luck Tobias!"
автор: lamartinm 30 мая 2015
The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.
"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"
автор: Universal pictures 13 января 2013
The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,
Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.
автор: gaynator250 16 февраля 2015

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