you're desperate for a poo, your toilet
radar makes your
need to go more
urgent the closer
you get to a toilet
. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your
pants down, your toilet
radar goes into overdrive and there's no going
has a 'roaming' mode for when
you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet
nearby, your toilet
radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.
Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave
as the radar nearly didn't account
for the trouble
I was going to have
unbuttoning my jeans!"
Friend: "Too much information, man."