Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?
Josh - No. What did he say now?
Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!
TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.
Tommy - Damn that job would suck!
Greg - What job?
Tommy - Counting all that sand.
Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)