'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.
Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"
They like Pirates, Kill Ninjas and are indestructible.
Trench Wenches also possess the ability to transform those around them in to MTrench fans by the compulsive singing and quoting of lyrics.
Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"