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Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
автор: Giggles T. Clown 21 сентября 2014
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A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.
автор: AYB 10 марта 2003
When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.
Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.
автор: Fun Johnny 11 мая 2009
An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.
My little Truffles is so sweet.
автор: DTruffles 26 октября 2007
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
автор: bonnet 23 августа 2006
a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit
Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her
автор: anthony graves 7 февраля 2008
To eat a lot of food. Based on "truffle pig," which is an animal used to seek out truffle mushrooms. If you eat a lot, you are a truffle pig. Can also be used in verb form with the word pig included, and can be shortened to just "tp."
I just truffled that pizza.

I'm going to go out and truffle pig at the restaurant tonight.
автор: gorgonzola_man2 10 февраля 2008

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