Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!