"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."
"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."
2. Any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. A person who owns a 1997 Camaro, Firebird or Mustang and follows Nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. Any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker's cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. Can often be named "Bubba" or "Angel."