An unhealthy obsession
with the aptly named Twitter
and other social media by twits and other eejit
s who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends
" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.
Online mental masturbation
for the socially retarded
who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.
When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking