Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."