as Borris or TMB, Twomileborris is a small village in Co. Tipperary
. Made famous first by Douglas
Adams in his book "The Meaning of Liff" (1983) and then in the 90s by Dustin
the Turkey in his song
"I've never been to Meath
". Soon became
of Ireland, with celebrities such as Anne Doyle and Dr Quirky buying up local properties. Comedian Pat Shortt
and Olympian Tomás
Coman originate from the area. The village has gained
for being the proposed
site of a megacasino. It is also known for it's 13th
century castle, it's motorway junction, it's oddly mooing
cows and for it's notoriously contrary residents and expats (known as Borrisheads, typical
names include Legs, Nogg, Shiner, Maaah, etc). Not to be confused with the manky village
Townie 1: Going out ta Borris for a few scoops in Baaaaaannon's?
Townie 2: You can write it down. Can't beat Borris skank.
Blow-in: Oh yah we bought urr property in Twomileborris in 2005 before the market went loike
Villager: You're a dick.