Twonicorns are mystical creatures
similar to unicorns, but with
two horns (hence the TWOnicorn bit). They
are, however, entirely their
own species. Twonicorns are quite shy by nature and are so few that many people
do not believe in their
existence. This may also be due to the fact that that they reside
in the countryside in carefully
kept holes in the ground, out of the sight of prying human eyes. These holes are where they
hoard any sparkly items they
find and host the most magnificent tea parties.
1 (singing): BUT AS SURE AS YOU'RE BORN, DON'T YOU FORGET THE UNICORN.Person
2: What about twonicorns?Person
1: Twonicorns? Twonicorns don't exist!Person
2: Yes they do, I had a tea party
with one last week.