Sometimes known simply
as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very
hubris backfiring tremendously
months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras
Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver
hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level
"get rich quick" schemes of limited
viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras
Bullshit can exacerbated by either
1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Person 1: Man, you look
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras
Person 1: What
's up, man? You look
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house
7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when
it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some
Bullshit, don't you?