The girl who claims that
she is not sexually active, and never has been, but at a closer
look has a different guy over every
weekend to "watch a movie." She will claim that
"snuggle," but it becomes harder
to believe with each stranger she brings home.
It is possible
she is a compulsive liar, or it is possible that
has paternal "daddy" issues.
Guy A: "Yo, that girl Haley isn't down for anything."
Guy B: "Nah, bro, word on the street
is she's an Undercover
Freak, and she's good. She just keeps
it on the down low."