A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare
creature only found
on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after
as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood
have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only
person who can actually tame a unicorn
is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their
potential masters with their
horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases
taming has been successful and all of which
refuse to discuss what happened. Some
day we will be able to discover the great
secret but until
than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn
to tame because they
are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female
virgins can tame a unicorn
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant
wait to try unicorn
c- Okay where should we start?