Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?
Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?
Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.
Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*