Vanguard Career Center is an alternate high
school in Northern Ohio for displaced students who have yet to do anything productive other than take speed
pot. It's also
a great place
to go for fat kids, ghetto kids, or any other kids that would be made fun of in a real high
school. At Vanguard, they're considered cool.
(In a regular high school): "Dude... you are such
a dork and you have no friends."
(At Vanguard Career
Center, Fremont, Ohio): "Dude... you are so fucking cool
and you have a ton of friends."