Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself
2.) Their slip ons made checkerboards overly worn and used
3.) If a tornado blows through your house make sure you're wearing these
Random chick?: Oh my ga-
Crazy Person: YES!! WE FREAKING KNOW! Checkerboards whoopidy doo! IT's OVER.
Van West off Outrageous fortune