The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
They also usually try to spread their movement like hardcore Christians and force others into believing in the same thing at any cost.
2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.