We're All Lazy Motherfuckers And Retired Truckers
We're All, Like, Minorities, Asians, Redneck Trash
Where A Luckless Moron Acquires Revolting Things
(maybe that's one def too many.)
"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"