Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"
"but I have to get my troll to level 23!"
"woe is us"
OK so I made the whole thing up, don't fall for warcrack!