David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!
Originated in Southern California after a heated exchange on Myspace was ended with someone saying "you sure are an ass to me to try to make me look dumm.. water im out"
"She said "I love you" and I was like, water"