Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.
This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!
Trainers worn by waynesWayne, usually the adidas 3 stripe or Reebok Classics variety in lower class Waynes, Nike Shox in upper class wanabe waynes who can't really be waynes cos they ain't common enough. Often worn with a very blim burned hoody and baseball cap.
Friend: Those are phat trainers Wayne did you get them down the market?
Wayne: Yeh, me mum got 'em, it was dole day yesterday.