1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village
in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village
, although you can not move 5 feet without running into
a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest
7) Record of most
games in a row. (Even though it has the best football
coach known to man.)
the cops look
like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where
girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)
I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before
I left I knew
everyones name, and who was having sex with
who. I also watched a house blow
up. I sat around
and roasted marshmallows with
and Austin Groff, while
waiting for the no-show cops
. Groff threw
through his legs with
his eyes closed and it landed in Good
's mouth. I found the cops
later though, they
were chasing Dixon down while
he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they
were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They
got a better offer. They
were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this
would be odd behavior. But for the village
was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this
was a good