n. A Jesuit institution
of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches
east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that
is unparalleled by any other college or institution
. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon
the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took
out the security cart, and slayed some
hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?