Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available.
Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour.
We're there, you just have to look for us.
Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous!
Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys.
Kaye: No! They're Whovians!
Elton: *runs away very,very fast*
The fandom is currently worldwide, planning on being universal (outerspace). If you cross a whovian, make sure you don't say these phrases:
"David Tennant's hair sucks"
"Rose Tyler deserved to die"
"Fuck Rory! AND FUCK AMY TOO"
Saying those phrases will result in a bloodbath, and it may cause hellucinations after.
The whovians also have a very unique way in the kitchen. For breakfast, they eat fish finger's and custard, for dinner, they eat soufle's, for parties, they only eat banana's.
Oh, and one more thing, beware the silence will f-----
Whovian: Oh yeah? Which is your favorite Doctor? Mine is the 4th!
Poser: Well I’ve only seen the episodes with the 11th Doctor. Who wants to be bothered with all that old crap!
10 minutes later…
Whovian: Yes officer, she just fell out of the window.
Officer: How many times?
Whovian: I lost count.
"No, I dont watch the old series, I'm a Dweek."
Consists of people who:
Like Fish Fingers dipped in Custard
Get scared when someone knocks four times
Have saved the world
Really really really want to be a companion
Have a favorite Doctor ( I personally like 11 )
Now honey if you want to become a Whovian I suggest you don't.
Steven Moffat is the writer and he hates us Whovians.
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Question mark covered sweaters
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.