A religion built around the Wii. All followers will carry around their Wiimote with their Mii saved on to it to aid them in times of need. The Wii itself is a conduit from the Gods telling its followers when to rest and exercise.
Members of Wiiology will use the Wiis many games to keep them strong in both body and mind. The Wii even berates followers for not reguarly taking orders from the machine. There is roughly 1 Wii for every 127 people in the world making it one of the most widespread religions in the world.
It is not the study of urine.
Wiiology guides us in every way, even allowing us to escape the ravages of time by chopping away Wii Fit years in a matter of days!