of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn
crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having
wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants
During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some
gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind
biscuits on my chin!