Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"