The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.
1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.
2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.
In my experience the second is more probable.
Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.
Business man 2: Wonk
"Because it's running!"
2. "I'm wonking you"
3. "major wonk!"
4. "That's a wonky deal"
2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.
3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.
Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.
Youre quite the wonk.