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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
автор: Mib 001 19 декабря 2003
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
#wack #wonky #wired #strange #odd
автор: Grim Reeker 27 января 2015
a combination of bonkers & wanker.
He's a bit wonkers.
#bonkers #wanker #idiot #crazy #dull #fap
автор: d|mister 20 октября 2010
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
#young #exhibitionist #would be cassanova #middle-eastern man #pretentious
автор: hodolee 31 января 2009
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
#crazy #awesome #wonker #freaking out #yippidy skippy #penis
автор: not conceited 29 мая 2006
Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
автор: Tanoos 24 ноября 2004
A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
автор: Wonker 2 декабря 2003
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