Everything is brown.
Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter).
Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses".
The asshole of America.
3. A throne of lies.
Police: Son, there is no Wyoming. This alibi simply doesn't check out...
the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.
wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.
the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.
the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)
An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.
so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.
Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming
Person #1 - Oh...My bad.
You will find them (men, women and children alike) to be an incredibly foul-mouthed lot. It is one of only two states in the U.S. with no gay bar. There are three malls in the state - in Cheyenne, Casper and Rock Springs. They are little more than glorified WalMarts, however. You will find no Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord & Taylor, Neiman Marcus, or even a Pottery Barn, be assured. Tattoos abound. Bookstores don't. Bad teeth do, along with stringy hair, leathery skin and filthy clothes which look like they were pulled directly from the Salvation Army reject dumpster. Even enduring the morning or nightly news from Cheyenne or Casper is a punishing, depressing experience. Cheyenne's newscast is marginally (but only marginally) better than Casper's K4. One can only imagine where K4 found that silly, dressed-like-an-absolute-buffoon fat blimp guy or that seemingly sweet but frumpy as all hell girl (or the anorexic girl who reports on the weekends). Or who in the hell designed that pathetic 1970s set for the studio. Wyoming is a hard drinking place with far more than its share of trashy, skanky little saloons. That's just about it, though. There is appallingly little of anything else - least of all hope. I recommend reading Annie Proulx's 'Close Range: Wyoming Stories' to get an accurate portrait of Wyoming. It includes eleven short stories. Among these is 'Brokeback Mountain'. You can skip that one if you are a homophobe like most Wyomingites, and just read the other ten (which aren't "gay" or "bi"). The two gay/bi sheep herders in the short story 'Brokeback Mountain' are not even likeable - so it isn't gay "propoganda" for you paranoid types. They are uneducated high school dropouts, one of whom has buck teeth and the other has a strange growth on one eyelid and a fat ass/large hips to boot. Neither is particularly honorable or decent, not that anyone else in the collection is either.