A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less
than a standard
dozen, and four less
than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest
suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana
a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.