Doctor: So, she jumped into ten knives?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
He has the voice of an angel. He can go from smooth ballad singer, to R&B crooner, to rock-star in minutes with the most versatile voice in music industry. A voice so angelic that he has garnered praise from celebrities and music directors alike. A voice so beautiful that fans of Niel Whoran (a backup dancer for Zayn Malik) masturbate to imagining the dancer singing it instead of Zayn (as Niel has neither a face or voice capable of getting anyone off).
He makes members of his entourage look like frumpy prepubescent children with bad genetics only Hollywood styling can conceal.
He's often seen travelling the globe with his backup dancer, Niel Whoran; Betsy Styles, his lesbian personal chef, Louis Tomlinson, his chauffeur; and Loki, his personal trainer.
Synonyms: perfect, Adonis, amazing, flawless, 10/10, God-like.
Dude, your quiff is so Zayn Malik. I have never seen a hairstyle that nice!
Wow, Betsy, this fois gras is cooked to Zayn Malik!
Niel wishes he looked as Zayn Malik as Zayn Malik. Brb, jerking off to the Zayn Malik song that is "Summer Love" imagining Niel singing it because it is so Zayn Malik and will give me the most Zayn Malik orgasm while I scream "yes...yess..this is Zayn Malik...yes...Zayn...Malik"
Zayn Malik should go solo and follow the steps of Miguel, The Weeknd, and Frank Ocean. He has such a Zayn Malik voice.