I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.
Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.
Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.
Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.
Let's go to the airport and get a plane ride!