person 2: how do you know?
person 1: cause she is beautiful with long brown hair and brown eyes, and look she kissin' up to the teacher
person 2: of yah duh!
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird
fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner