V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!
2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.
"Yeah dude, we should totally have him over to play gamecube and "chill"."
"Well, he's nosy, fucked up in the head and WHITE!"
Hey look a flood is coming..no wait...his pants just make you think that!
Girl: Hey Andrew..i like you..and you call me babe..and i know we've been talking for a month now, don't you think we should take the next step?
Andrew:Uh...i don't see you that way..i'm sorry that me calling you babe made you think i wanted to be more than friends.