Bill: "Dude i just fucked my dog and i really enjoyed it"
Bill's mentally unstable friend: "Your a straight up animal lover dude"
"I am such an animal lover that i banged my pet porcupine and now i cannot stop bleeding!!"
2. Yeah, it's just dumb cunts that think they're popular and cool but they aren't.
"NEGLECT! MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE," my animal-loving mom hollered at me when I told her I had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.
When some animal-lover on Yahoo Answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if I ever yelled at my cat again, I just laughed my ass off.
The animal-lover next door reported us to Animal Control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.
I was accused of being an animal-lover when I told my baby sister that she should give the Turtle to a family who loves it and to go fuck herself because she didn't play with it for 2 days.