Starbucks employee: "I made the cream in your coffee."
Since the late-2000s, the term "app" has been bastardized by Apple and other Apple wannabes to specifically mean a software program that you can buy at the "App Store" or variations thereof. In fact "applications" have been freely available online since the advent of the Internet and this concept is completely foreign to the majority of "app" buyers.
Jason: *smacks Jimmy's iPhone out of his hands*, "I do the same thing, for free, from this program called a web browser"
When you first have downloaded an app - there is no way back, you will get a strange love relation to apps like "Angry Bird" and other games/programs. Your phone bill will explode and ruin your whole life.
-OH GOD! You are all ready lost.
"Hey dude! Have you seen my Facebook profile today? My new pic's - I'm using my app called Retro Camera. I FUCKING LOVE MY Apps"
Yeah, you have posted like 30 pictures today. Ten of your dog. You have a serious addiction man!
"Wtf!? Tits or gtfo noob"