A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's action that one would presume
that individual would typically do anyway.
However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than
" you would " which
makes you want to punch whoever said
it in the face.
Laura: " On the drive home, Shan and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens
in a totally no homo way "
Allen: " As Expected."