An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given
out so exuberantly and jovially
that it eventually takes
on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase
your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school
between a predominantly
black inner city school
and a small, predominantly
"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York
High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were
right not to go, because
it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."