(v.) When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes. Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
2. "I b4nny'd Jessica so hard last night, her name might as well have been Ruwin."
Also I'd like to point out that Star_, Shibby2142, StabbyStabby, and all the other tf2 youtube commentators do not have any definitions on UD. Lul.