Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.
He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.
Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.
Don't forget about:
* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.
* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.
* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.
and many, many, more...
It's a drug with many chemical variants and so can not be make illegal easily. It's affects have been compared to methampheymines, cocain/crack, ecstacy, and PCP.
Because it was only introduced around 2002, little is known about it's properties or long-term affects.
Similar to K2, it is packaged as bath salts or incense blends under countless brand names such as...
Also refered to by its many brand names
- Not to be confused with methedrine, methedrone, methadone, or methylone.
Intended effects: (this will vary on the person and the purity of the Mephedrone - as well as if the user is using any other drugs at the time of usage, being recreational or prescription & especially alcohol!)
Users have reported that mephedrone causes euphoria, stimulation, an enhanced appreciation for music, an elevated mood, decreased hostility, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation; these effects are similar to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines and MDMA.
These effects last different amounts of time, depending on the way the drug is taken. When taken orally, users report they can feel the effects within 15–45 minutes and when snorted the effects are felt within minutes.
ORAL/NASAL: last for between two and three hours when taken
IV (intravenously): last only half an hour if taken.
If taken in high doses it causes hallucinations & the effects can last for upto 5-6 days. All in all, It is very dangerous, & there are now many bath salts that are made up of a different active ingredient, MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone), which is much safer and has similar effects to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines as well.
2) The most likely cause for an actual apocalypse in 2012.
2 - With all this news about the dangers of bath salts I am beginning to think the world will actually end in 2012.
Symptoms may include:
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"
"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"