2. Winston Churchill: Ravana, your English is so bad, you must be a BBCD - British Born Confused Desi!
Ravana: Yes, I'm a BBCD with a BBDD! You're just jealous because all your women love my Big Black Dravidian Dick! Now you British drug smugglers get out of my homeland!
3. The Aryan girl walked past the Shudra man. Looking down at his lungi (loin-cloth) she could see he had a BBDD.
4. Nazia: Thirusangu, please turn around and let me take a photo of your BBDD for the Limca Book of World Records.
5. Q: Why did the British never choose Madras as their subcontinental capital, though it's closer to England by sea?
A: They were scared their womenfolk would learn about the BBDD.
6. Most Females know that BBDD is the best kind of dick.